Romney: We need to drop Obamacare!
Obama: We need to drop... THE BASS
Skrillex descends from the ceiling and leads America into a new golden age
I’m seriously reevaluating who I call a bamf from now on…
That’s Roswell Winans, Brigadier General Roswell Winans. This was one bad ass motherfucker. He was in the United States Military just short of forty years. People today couldn’t even dream of being as bad ass as him. You know why? I’ll tell you why; he served in the Banana Wars in Central America, World War I AND World War II.
It gets better… check this shit. Recipient of the Medal of Honor, two Silver Stars, a Purple Heart, Marine Corps Good Conduct Medal, Mexican Service Medal, Hatian Campaign Medal (1917), Dominican Campaign Medal, World War I Victory Medal, Nicaraguan Campaign Medal (1933), and the Croix de Guerre (WWI). Yeah.
