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Yay… six day work week

I don’t want to go to work because:

  1. the weather is glorious
  2. i want to make pretties on polyvore
  3. i don’t want to see the dude that likes me for no apparent reason
  4. work doesn’t have cats
  5. i’d have to wear pants
  6. productivity, what’s that?
  7. i can’t communicate with people using gifs

Sooo… last night at work I poked my head over my ginormous apple display and was like “hey Gina, when you hear a Drake song…” and she said “I totes see Jimmy in a wheelchair from Degrassi”

I knew I wasn’t the only one but thankfuly someone in my department has the same connection.

Then we talked about Degrassi for an hour. It was a productive day.

So I go into work at the appropriate time and my bosses are like “oh no, you’re not supposed to be here right now.” So I’m like, uh did I get fired? “We don’t have any work for you guys today or tomorrow so see you on Friday maybe!” and I was like !!!! k bye, you’ll just have to pay this in unemployment.

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I worked in customer returns today. It’s pretty awesome. I go to play with a box cutter and a pallet jack. The trainer was like, “why do you look so nervous?” and my reply was “uh, it’s just my general disposition…”

The warehouse is so awesome because I can talk to inanimate objects, make voices, or myself and no one will know or make fun of me! And boy do I like to make voices and animal sounds.

This beautiful soul of a person called in last night while I was at work and we had this awesome melodious conversation. And then she started talking about Christmas and I was like

and she was like me too. This season is just so heart breaking… it used to be one of my favorites. In my my head “omg what you just said!!!!”

I was like OMG I LOVE YOU.

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I worked a ten hour day today because I’m a dumb ass and forgot what time I was supposed to be at work.  I went in at 11 and wasn’t supposed to be there until 1:30… Oops.

Who cares if I have shitloads of medical bills.  Overtime.

rokkohirmel replied to your post: I have my holiday schedule
Every time you post about how much you work, I’m proud of you. :)

Daww thank you bb that’s really nice to hear.

I’m going to want a vacation after all this Holiday nonsense. Those hours are the mandatory overtime and do not include any voluntary overtime that is still on a wait list to be approved…

woe is me

My car won’t start and my scheduled start time is 11:30… good thing Katy lives three buildings down from me and works were I work.  I requested with scheduling to have my schedule reflect hers, so I’m going to be working my prior schedule of 2:30-11. Idec, because I will be with kayee and not out any $$$!!

On a positive note, Jacob, Katy’s husband had an interview on Thursday and like a creeper I waved to him the entire time he was walking down the hall. I am 100% sure they will hire him.  Besides, he will class up the place with his GQMF style of dress.

Girly Shoes

Mike: How can you wear those atrocious shoes for eight hours a day?
Me: High heels?
Mike: Yes, those girly shoes
Me: *lawls*
Mike: No seriously? Take them off they look painful!
Me: *complies* Oooh that's nice
Mike: I bet that feels ~glorious~
Me: Indeed.

IT DOES NOT WANT TO WORK OVATIME TODAY